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Dec. 4th, 2009

  • 7:01 AM
Tired Tattoo
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  • 08:55 Here's adding insult to injury! My fucking bike is stolen. Damn! Right when it's cold enough that walking is no fun! #
  • 10:52 Talked to the guys at the bike shop. Now i'm WALKING to the cop shop to report my stolen bike. Not fair. So mad I could spit. #
  • 22:26 @quixxxotica I'm sure you'll be great. Wanna help assemble a futon? #
  • 22:35 Making cookies to help repair my broken soul #
  • 00:42 When I'm sad I bake. Hopefully I feel less lonely now that there are cookies to be had. tweetphoto.com/5794571 #
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Today was a day for crying.

  • Dec. 3rd, 2009 at 11:36 AM
Last Unicorn
I went to big lots last night. Spent money I didn't really have on a futon so that I can have someone crash at my house and pay part of the rent that I can't afford.

After that, I dropped off my rent check. Pretty much every penny I had went into that. I think there may be seven dollars in my bank account for the next week.

Then I went to work, where I found out my last remaining bar shift had been taken away, because they hired a bunch of new bartenders who we didn't have shifts for. So they took away mine. My last one. Bartending was the only part of that job I liked anymore. I feel like I lost my job today.

I left work and my bike, which was where I parked it when I walked past it on the way to work, had been stolen. I loved that bike. I occasionally hated it a little, too, but really, I put tons of work into it and I love-hated it the way you can only love-hate something that's really really dear to you.

So rather than walk home on this bitterly cold morning, I got a ride home from my manager. And then had to jump in the car and drive to the airport to pick up a dancer that was flying in today. I sat in the Metairie parking lot part of I-10 for twenty minutes. Got her, and drove back home. Came in the house, and found that the freeloader boyfriend of the girl who's temporarily staying with me had been smoking in my house. In my fucking house. I am understandably pissed off, because I have a non-smoking lease, a front AND a back porch, and am under the impression that if I've not had any trouble following this very simple rule for more than a year, he should have no problem with it for two weeks. Apparently I was wrong though.

Then I went to the bike shop, and told the guys there that my bike got stolen. They remembered it, and said they'd keep a look out for it.

On the way home, I got a rock in my shoe.

That's when I started crying.

Dec. 3rd, 2009

  • 7:01 AM
Tired Tattoo
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  • 20:35 This foam is all messed up! tweetphoto.com/5730077 #
  • 21:02 Wow a lot of crap fits in my car. #
  • 21:47 Okay futon acquired and other accoutrements as well. Too much money spent but that's okay I guess. Its all for the greater good. #
  • 23:47 @lolspeak need more sleeping space If i'm gonna have a part time roommate. Not that I had the money but you have to do what you have to do #
  • 00:25 I hate the job search process. #
  • 01:02 @MorganCamie not yet but its only a matter of time. #
  • 02:08 @excourier as your attourney I recommend intoxication. #
  • 03:41 I need drinking. Stupid brokeness. #
  • 05:19 Contrary to popular belief, throwing a temper tantrum in a VIP room will not get you more money, but fired instead. #strippersarecrazy #
  • 06:15 Is that what you call tact? You're as subtle as a brick in the small of my back. So let's end this call and end this conversation. #
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Dec. 2nd, 2009

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Tired Tattoo
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  • 20:40 Now I know I can traverse the city essentially blind. Night driving in pouring rain for the win! #
  • 01:51 Jello shot brains successfully delivered to zombie barback. Our skulls are temporarily safe. tweetphoto.com/5695032 #
  • 03:26 I should take this opportunity to walk home while its not raining. #
  • 03:41 Walking home in the pouring rain is not half so much fun when you're alone. #
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Dec. 1st, 2009

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Tired Tattoo
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  • 08:22 I just generated a #TweetCloud out of a year of my tweets. Top three words: night, time, tonight - w33.us/3ke6 #
  • 08:24 I just generated a #TweetCloud out of 3 months of my tweets. Top three words: night, love, time - w33.us/3kgr #
  • 08:27 RT @darkesthel: @bayoudaisy i believe homer simpson said it best- alcohol: the cause of and solution to all of life's problems. #
  • 17:53 I really love the days I can wear my saints jersey to work. Oh yeah, Who Dat? #
  • 22:17 I love football season #
  • 22:35 These guys are weird. I do not like serving them. #
  • 23:39 Being a saints fan is a little like being Forrest gump at times. "Then we played Monday night football AGAIN. Then we won. AGAIN. Sigh." #
  • 23:39 No surprises here. #
  • 02:11 I'm beginning to doubt your commitment to sparkle motion? #
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Nov. 30th, 2009

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Tired Tattoo
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  • 22:56 @Zarahs pink leopard leg warmers and hot pants! #
  • 02:47 @quixxxotica I was just in the process of replying to your tweet with "OMG I love that movie. I am the hostess, to a t!" #
  • 02:53 @quixxxotica I will watch anything that has that song on the soundtrack #
  • 05:08 Alcohol is not the answer to all life's problems. Or even most. But a few, it solves quite neatly. #
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Nov. 29th, 2009

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Tired Tattoo
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  • 14:42 Juliet says hey there's Romeo, you nearly gave me a heart attack. He's underneath the window she's singing hey-la my boyfriend's back. #
  • 18:48 Reheated Thxgiving leftovers are soothing to hungover girls. #
  • 19:50 It feels so much later than 6:49. Maybe it's because I've spent the entire day in bed... #
  • 00:40 I have put on pants! I consider the day a success! #
  • 05:08 It is a night for adventuring. Suggestions? #
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Nov. 28th, 2009

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Tired Tattoo
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  • 18:55 Barback procured. Now we go for dinner! #
  • 19:31 @Zarahs you betcha! Adam is safe in Orleans parish! #
  • 21:44 Boooored...Almost bored enough to actually go do the laundry I should be doing. #
  • 23:08 Sitting on my couch watching the bourbon street webcams. I HAVE NO LIFE! #
  • 03:28 To women! Can't live with 'em, can't fuck a beer! #
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Nov. 27th, 2009

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Tired Tattoo
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  • 10:25 The patronus charm scene in HP:Order of the Phoenix always brings me to tears. I don't know why, it's a happy scene. #
  • 17:12 Making extra stuff just to do so. Fun #
  • 18:19 Roux! Making Roux! With much urgency! There's no way I'll be on time! Where's my sous chef when I need them! #
  • 18:46 It's a long way down to the place where we started from... #
  • 23:16 Working on wrecking the party with uncouth. Nearly successful #
  • 07:53 Yeah its 6:30. But i'm awake due to a messy sleep schedule, not black Friday #
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Nov. 26th, 2009

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Tired Tattoo
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  • 08:20 Ruin the bar! Talk about your 5 inch strapon dildo! #
  • 08:25 My sticker says i'm pervy! I'm adequately labeled! #
  • 20:07 Fresh homemade garlic bread and vegetables marinara making the kitchen smell divine. Just waiting on the pasta #
  • 20:08 @Zarahs we both twittered about cooking smells at the same time! We rock! #
  • 01:37 Really? He's allowed back in the building? I freakin hate the politics here. #spoonerisanidiot #
  • 03:40 Leave it to Adam to find the one cannibal Mexican in the place. #
  • 06:38 @lolspeak from a song? #
  • 07:26 The night is quiet. Never enough pillows to feign the feeling of not being alone. Morning creeps in and all I seek is to banish the silence. #
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Nov. 25th, 2009

  • 7:00 AM
Tired Tattoo
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  • 10:45 Just woken up by sewage and water board. Asking me If i'm running water in my home. Feels like the beginning of an elaborate prank. #
  • 17:13 A thousend errands to run today. #
  • 02:05 Murphy's Law: my neighborhood waits till my entire upper body is covered in red and purple hair dye to have a water pressure problem. #
  • 05:40 @quixxxotica I wonder who that was. #
  • 05:56 Sweet sweet high life. #
  • 06:10 When is the word hobo not funny? Verily, I posit never! #
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Nov. 24th, 2009

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Tired Tattoo
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  • 17:55 @lolspeak I love pizza so much...now I want pizza. Damn my brokeness. #
  • 19:13 @lolspeak What do you really need to save, though? I deleted almost all of mine a few weeks ago and it felt like a cleansing. #
  • 00:07 My life is so full of weird. #
  • 00:23 @bluepetalfae right now in the surreal bubble nothing has feelings #
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Nov. 23rd, 2009

  • 7:01 AM
Tired Tattoo
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  • 12:11 Work week half over. Officially. I gotta do something about this work thingo #
  • 12:11 Work week half over. Officially. I gotta do something about this work thing. #
  • 12:16 Why would you buy a brand new Mercedes and then strap a bicycle rack to the roof? My neighbors have more money than sense. #
  • 22:37 The fact that the patriot is on TV makes it much harder to get to work on time. #
  • 22:41 I walked in the doors and was greeted by vanilla ice. This night is already surreal. #
  • 23:18 @MiNickiLf @mirageofthesoul the music, ladies, the music. #
  • 01:30 The blackberry word mole game represents true danger to me. I could lose whole days of my life. #
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Nov. 22nd, 2009

  • 7:00 AM
Tired Tattoo
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  • 14:09 @chadlicious I'd wager it's more than a casual amount, otherwise it would happen pretty often. #
  • 14:13 @lolspeak crab fries as midnight snack? #
  • 15:35 @lolspeak to season her crabs? #
  • 15:40 @lolspeak I have nothing more interesting to add good sir. #
  • 23:20 Why must I always be late? Am I the red queen or the white rabbit? #
  • 03:04 Why is it that my higher, less comfortable heels hurt less than the shorter more comfortable ones? Weird. #
  • 04:58 This place is all hopped up on goofballs. Wackadoo, I assure you. #
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Nov. 21st, 2009

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Tired Tattoo
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  • 21:27 Cooking dinner and washing dishes in a 1950s halter dress and pouffy apron. I AM STEPFORD! Hear me gracefully hover! #
  • 21:28 And swapping out the apron for a sparkly bolero and I'm off to work. I am the modern girl. #
  • 22:26 Might end up at main bar tonight. That would be an adventure. #
  • 01:12 Nope, upstairs after all. J giveth and J taketh away. #
  • 02:23 @chadlicious the beatings will commence until happiness is achieved? #
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Nov. 20th, 2009

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Tired Tattoo
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  • 08:03 Fuck. A flat tire. Really? I guess I know what I have to get done today. Get two tires repaired. *sigh* #
  • 18:26 Have two perfect new tires and a full tank of gas. No work tonight and no ties to anything. This is freedom. #
  • 03:25 I've got a $20 Bill that says that no one's ever seen you without makeup. you're always made up. #
  • 03:42 Man dressed as a pirate stumbling down the street, weaving and walking into buildings and poles. Spectacle or spectre? I love this town! #
  • 04:07 @darkesthel what do you mean you spent three days on the beach drinking rum? Welcome to the Caribbean lass! #
  • 05:18 Totally worth five bucks. #
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Nov. 19th, 2009

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Tired Tattoo
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  • 15:10 @quixxxotica Thirteen Monaghan has awesome ones #
  • 15:19 @quixxxotica They'll put sausage in them. No problem. #
  • 15:41 @quixxxotica There probably are a lot more options. I just know thirteen because it's right around the corner from my house. #
  • 17:59 Dear @Sephora, All I want for the holidays this year is Nars Wild at heart 15th anniversary pallette. #SephoraClaus #
  • 18:01 @quixxxotica do not mock my participation in Sephora giveaways! I'm not lucky in so many other ways, the balance has to tip sometime. #
  • 18:06 @quixxxotica Thanks! #
  • 21:43 @flakyranman I'm sure you'll think of something. You're creative. #
  • 01:34 Today can just hurry up and get done with, please. #
  • 03:15 So cold. I've been literally shaking all night. In my heavy jacket and my alice in wonderland outfit. Its comedy, i'm sure. To others. #
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Nov. 18th, 2009

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Tired Tattoo
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  • 18:18 Classic: Pissing off people on the interwebs because I'm a snarky perfectionist. I need to walk away. #
  • 23:45 @lolspeak that secret should include how to stop drinking so you can still drive! #
  • 05:21 Tomorrow we can drive around this town, and let the cops chase us around... #
  • 05:21 @huggington I feel the same way #
  • 05:46 Guess I was not as good as I thought I was. #
  • 05:59 I have the sniffles. Cold out it is. #
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Nov. 17th, 2009

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Tired Tattoo
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  • 12:51 @lolspeak somewhere where busses are accepted even If misspelled? #
  • 19:55 finally got around to transferring music onto my computer. #
  • 19:56 my iTunes library is ginormous now! #
  • 22:02 I hate iTunes so much! Why isn't there a "find all the music and organize it" option!? This is ridiculous #
  • 00:38 I'm a simple creature. #
  • 03:38 Already took care of the huge project for the night. Now i'm just waiting for the clock to strike four. #
  • 06:50 Captain save a ho? Yeah, I knows 'em. #
  • 07:54 I didn't wanna hurt you baby, I didn't wanna hurt you, I didn't wanna hurt you but you're pretty when you cry. #
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Nov. 16th, 2009

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Tired Tattoo
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  • 20:32 @bluepetalfae where are you going? #
  • 05:12 The dangerous couch actually got me tonight. Stupid ridiculously comfy couch, why must you be so easily attainable!? #
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